Friday, 12 February 2016

'The Dab' and Sports Celebrations

As sport celebrations go, the Dab has been the craze especially with black players for the last 5 or so months. Jesse Lingard, Paul Pogba, Cam Newton and Lebron James are amongst the growing number of sport stars choosing to celebrate with the Dab.

Pogba and the others doing the Dab above... He perhaps has made this famous in Italy. Lukaku's (England) version below is pehaps the sicket!

 
Not to forget Jesse Lingard's version:
 
The Dab has come a long long way from its humble origins in the Atlanta hip-hop scene thanks to these sports stars, it will be played out soon enough and replaced with some new #madness hehe! Until then, do the Dab and have fun doing it :) :)

In Nigeria we caught on mostly through the Jesse Lingard, Paul Pogba and our very own cultural luminary Mr Olamide. With Olamide be sure that everyone from market women to top Nigerian politicians will have a stab at 'the dab' at some stage. I'll leave you with Olamide and his friends-- Oya Dab:

 HAPPY WEEKEND SIR'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, 8 February 2016

THANK GOD IT IS MONDAY FRUIT: Lemon water


 
 
Start drinking lemon water.

Once in the body lemon becomes alkaline. So drop a lemon slice into your water for a wonderful pick-me-up drink that’ll keep you hydrated and help detoxify your liver. Try and choose filtered water and if possible invest in an alkalizing water filtration system.

Focus on eating something green at every meal. A really simple rule of thumb is to make sure every meal (yes, including breakfast!) has something green on the plate: smoothies with some  Moringa leaves and vegetables for breakfast, quinoa ,Burgul, and steamed veggie salads for lunch, veggie and lentil soups for dinner, or fresh fish or o with salad or vegetables. Oh, and don’t forget the snack either. Try slicing up a carrot, a cucumber, and a few sticks of celery so you can snack on yummy hummus guilt-free.
 
Today's Word: The best time to have fruits is first thing in the morning or on an empty stomach. If you have fruits alongside a meal, it just rots in your tummy and has little or no benefits...
 
;-) Enjoy the week!!

Thank God It Is Monday!!

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

Iheanacho! Iheanacho! Iheanacho! Iheanacho! Iheanacho!

'Since the retirement of Jay Jay Okocha and Kanuuuuuuuuu I have struggled to watch the Super Eagles of Nigeria'
 
In recent years watching the Nigerian National Team play has become a chore, they are usually very bland and offer little excitement.  Jay Jay and all the talented players of his generation have long retired and left us with very average players. A few years ago though while watching the U17 competition I and many others found the best player Nigeria will have in the next 15 years, Mr Kelechi Iheanacho. This guy can become the best African player since Mr. George Weah in my opinion. He has technical ability, vision, guile, finishing and composure. The only thing that can stop this man is nothing. Yes, Nothing can stop him. He kept me on the edge of my seat with his 6 goals and 7 assists, he was phenomenal to watch.
What can stop him?
Injuries? never, Ronaldo "the phenomenon" had numerous injuries and was still able to have a very successful career.
Partying? Ronaldinho was a notorious party man, he was also able to have an excellent career.
Bad Boy Attitude? Cue in Diego Maradona.      
My point is I do not see how Iheanacho will not become a great player Pep coming in to coach City will also be a massive boost for him. Pep is usually different class when it comes to handling young players, I hope he sees the potential in Iheanacho. In 2008, Pep allowed a certain Messi to go represent his country at the Beijing Olympics, when he returned he became different class. Something in my head is also telling me that this is an Olympic year, Iheanacho is left footed (like Messi) ooh my! lol!
Seriously, I have watched this kid play for 3 years now, I even watched some Elite Academy games and I am certain he is the real deal. Okay, maybe he might never become as great as El phenomenon who by his age was scoring 42 goals for PSV but he will at least rank amongst the greatest in the next 5 years (QUOTE ME).
I am an Arsenal fan (currently looking for a Nigerian team to support) but I am certain that many Nigerians will become City fans or make City their second team because of this lad.  
 Iheanacho! Iheanacho! Iheanacho! the great Nigerian hope :)

And for those debating on making him a permanent feature for the Super Eagles, Stop it! Stop it! All the greats started playing for the senior team early; he should also be in this year's
Olympic team squad. Click here for articles on the boy, and here too hehe!-- follow him on @67kelechi on twitter. 
Pictures from Dailymail and other sources :)
 




  


Monday, 25 January 2016

Corruption Related Crimes

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” Plato
 
Not too sure what the above quote has to do with the schematic of this write-up, whatever it is though, the quote kept haunting me throughout this weekend of bad news.
I got a call from my mum on saturday afternoon, I agreed to grudgingly meet up with her (Saturday is my day of rest and I seldom meet up with anyone). She broke the bad news; a 22 year old boy with a bright future ahead of him had just died in a road accident involving a motorbike (okada) he was in. He had gone to town for some engagements and had contacted his father as part of a routine to pick him up at a junction close to their home, they waited, and he never turned up.
This young man I can say we are family friends because we have been attending the same church for years and his parents and mine have struck a friendship. This young man was someone I knew, he was a good kid too.
A lot of people are sad, a family thrown into mourning for a death that could have been very well avoided. I blame corruption for this, I blame past corrupt governments for this, and I blame lawless Nigerians for this and many other avoidable deaths. May the blood of those who have died directly or indirectly from corruption related crimes forever haunt those who have taken deliberate action to divert money meant for the good of the nation into their personal pockets.
There is a reason why our life expectancy is 54 years old and we rank 177 in the world life expectancy ranking statistics. Apart from the chronic diseases that can kill anyone in the world, try driving on Nigerian roads, you will be lucky to make it to 54 years old.  People are lawless; people have their young impressionable kids in their cars but still beat traffic lights, climb on curbs and display a very high level of irresponsibility. You are stupid if you wait for the traffic light to pass you in some instances in this country you know? If you think I am exaggerating come towards Shoprite apo resettlement, Abuja area during rush hour and you will be amazed.
If this young man was living in a more responsible country, I doubt that he would have died the way he did. Nigeria as we have always been told is a country with plenty of resources, hell people have been stealing billions of dollars for years so there must be some truth to that tale right? If we are as rich as we have been told for ages why don’t we have good roads, efficient public transportation system, and power etcetera, why? Simple, since 1969, government has wasted every opportunity to help the citizens of Nigeria develop. So I blame most problems we face today on Nigerian politicians of the past, if they did their jobs we would have time to start Petitions about ‘sexist pricing’ like the Brits, or some other random luxurious petitions and not the constant moaning about basic amenities we have to consistently busy ourselves with.   
My theory on corruption related crime is simple, if a government has resources and refuses to upgrade its infrastructure or refuses to invest in better means of transportation for its people, when someone dies because of this neglect the government is to blame. Nigeria has had ample opportunity since we became independent in 1960 to improve the lives of her citizens, unfortunately successive governments have continually blown it.
Imagine that we had functioning trains, trams, buses, bicycle routes, researchers continually working on new ways to improve the public transportation sector etcetera, I am positive that many lives would not have been lost the way they have. For one, the option of getting on a motorcycle will not be in the equation because it will not even be a means of transport.
I just wish people that steal and divert public funds understand that they are committing a crime with the potential of leading to the deaths of hundreds of Nigerians. If you work in a public office and you are given money to buy arms or construct roads please do it, you can never tell who you will kill if you refuse to.   
This tragedy has affected me in many ways, for one I know I will work to ensure Nigeria is a better place for my children. L L L L L
RIP young man, Nigeria has wasted another soul. Sad! Sad! Sad! Avoidable Death..


NB: Next time you vouch for a thieving politician because he is from your village or whatever remember that his actions or inactions have led to many deaths.

 
           
 


Thursday, 21 January 2016

'Nigerian Syndrome'

"One upside to this regime of Upward tax revenues is that it might finally break Nigerians out of default mumu-mode re govt accountability" Tolu Ogunlesi
 
I read the above quote yesterday and it had me in stiches because I completely agree with Mr. Tolu on this issue of increased taxes and how it might push Nigerians to hold government more accountable. I am so glad that oil prices are going to the gutters and we have been forced to work on loop-holes and force the government to think of new ways to generate revenue. 

For those of you not on social media or avid radio listeners you perhaps didn’t get wind of the various interpretations given to the move by the government to implement provisions of the Stamp Duties Act and Federal Government Financial Regulations of 2009. Some radio presenters said you will be charged 50 naira on every 1000 naira received, some others said it is one 50 naira charge for a total amount received over 1000 naira. I wonder what the facts are, the Nigerian conventional media is known for speculating instead of conducting proper research and presenting facts. Whatever the facts are taxes are going up in one way or the other yaaay!
 
So back to why I agree with Mr Tolu, my number one reason is the attitude of many Nigerians to this fight against past corrupt officials. I have been shocked my many responses when I have discussed with people about these ex-politicians or government officials with massive corruption cases hanging over their heads. People say things like: 'The government is focusing too much on corruption', 'why are they only chasing ex-PDP members' 'Let’s start the probe from 1960', 'he only stole 100 million naira' and other ridiculous statements.
 
Obviously people do not understand why 'countries' and 'government structures' were formed in the first place; if they did they will definitely not be talking like that. Better still, if people pay over 40 percent of their income in some form of taxes to the government I will be damned if they feel sympathy towards an alleged thieving politician or government official.

I was told a story of a Swedish politician (read up on the Mona Sahlin"Toblerone affair") who lost an election and destroyed her political career because the media revealed that she had bought some chocolates with her government credit card. Harsh? definitely, but the Swedes pay over 40percent of their incomes in taxes and I will be damned if they ever feel sorry for a anyone connected to corruption let alone put anyone with a shady past in charge of their finances. Obviously all countries get it wrong sometimes but in this case though I am certain that the government increasing taxes will make us hold them to account more and stop making excuses for criminals. Things like vandalisation of properties will also reduce when people understand that it is their tax that is used to build infrastructure and not some free for all crude oil produce (death to oil).  

NIGERIAN SYNDROME: "A play on the Stockholm syndrome, is a psychological condition where Nigerians feel sympathy towards government officials and politicians who have looted all their resources and mortgaged their futures". T
I will not be drawn into interpreting this document abeg! Interpret the document on the CBN website on your own and draw your own conclusions, God Bless Nigeria and No Place Else! You can also have a quick glance at the CBN directive sent to the banks below: